Statistics are something we use to quantify something sloppy like soup, into something neat and tidy like people with OCD. Here’s one nugget of information I gathered recently; there are more bacteria in the human body than there are cells. So when someone lacking the proper authority dares to ask me who I am, the [...]
Author Archives: phineas kibbey
Lack of Inspiration
April 21, 2010 – 3:43 pm
When you’re stuck in a loop, you’re stuck. If only this or that could happen, and then I’d be free from my self-imposed imaginary merry-go round wheel of misfortune. But this or that won’t happen, because you’re too busy enjoying the ride; faster… faster… If you’re really serious about getting off the roundabout – perhaps [...]
Brighton Boredwalk
April 11, 2010 – 10:02 pm
If the journey to productivity is made by treading down your own path; then taking a leave of absence is not going to do you any favours when it comes to finding your way again. So I write this message to my future self, so that when I finally invent a time machine, I can go [...]
Life, the Universe and Everything (…else that we don’t have the ability to understand)
March 5, 2010 – 4:21 pm
My niece has started asking questions about what existed before the universe, at the tender age of 6. It’s a pretty early start, so by the age of 26, I figure she may have either found a way to break through the mile thick concrete cell that she’s just put herself in, or hopefully she [...]
Birthday in a Pub
February 23, 2010 – 1:37 am
When you attend a friends birthday party which is an all day private lock in, you may find the light levels to be far too low to expect to get any really good photos. You can however, fall back on getting several poorly exposed images and composing them in such a way, that you end [...]
Deleting Facebook
January 22, 2010 – 1:20 pm
A new theory that was presented to me, through a friends alcohol induced ramble; that the quality of your life is largely proportionate to the quality of your relationships. It may have come out a bit like; “….life…bleargh…. relationships… ga ga ga… quality”, but it was communicated well enough for me to understand the meaning. [...]
Neville Brody – Genius or Wanker
December 22, 2009 – 4:29 pm
The other day I went to a lecture and sat through an hour and a half of a ‘conversation with a designer’. For the most part, I spent my time wondering just how much he believed in the verbal bile that he was spewing all over the audience. The thing that disturbed me the most, [...]